First it was William & Mary with its "Sex Workers Show," followed by George Mason with its transvestite "homecoming queen." Then W&M upped the ante with child porn photography. "Hold on!" says U.Va. and Virginia Tech. We want in, too! So a certain pornographic magazine is planning its annual "Girls of the ACC" photo shoot. It is visiting U.Va. today and tomorrow in search of just the right girl (or girls) with all those endearing, wholesome qualities — yeah, right! — to pose nude in its publication. But Tech fans, don't despair. Said magazine (which is losing its tail financially, by the way, and pun intended) will peruse your campus on Thursday and Friday, hoping to find qualified Hokie girls.
On campuses with not-quite-big-dance-worthy-basketball-teams, I guess this is what passes as March Madness. How much longer will Virginia's colleges remain out of control?