Convention Goes Nuts! "I didn't know I was going to get Barack Obama's teleprompter! And Virginia, this November, YES YOU CAN! YES YOU WILL!"

"After five months of Barack Obama and Princess Pelosi and Prince Harry, it's time for change in American and it will start here in Virginia!"

"Alan Colmes today is in Massachussets with the Kennedy's. But let not your heart be troubles. Alan is driving."