When Venezuela communist leader Hugo Chavez whined last week that he and Cuban best friend forever Fidel Castro "risk being more conservative" than "Comrade Obama," you know we're is a desperate mess. Reuters broke the story; read it here, or another version at FoxNews.com, here. Not only that, but Chinese prisoners at Gitmo and the Russian communist organ Pravda concur. Or, as Captain Thurston says, here, at The Big Feed Blog, take it from people who know.