From the "corpse man" president — you know, the one who's supposed to be the smartest president ever — from the "57 states" president, we also have the most polite president ever: It seems that President Obama, in trying to eulogize a deceased campaign worker last week, 1) didn't have the dignity to mention her name and 2) evoked laughter from the audience, almost to the point of ridicule because of 3) it's all about him, even when a supporter dies. Classy guy. Just as when he gave Queen Elizabeth a collection of his speeches (Scared Monkeys), every situation is absolutely always about him.

 Classy. Even in death. Someone else's death, that is. Because its always about him.