Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano doesn't know how many days are in a year (see imao.us). It's an example of why Mark Steyn has hung the moniker "Janet Incompetano" on her. But you hardly blame her. Her boss, President Barack Obama, thinks there are 57 states, pronounces corpsman "corpsemen," doesn't know the difference between Veteran's Day and Memorial Day, or even the national motto, nor one of the most powerful lines of the Declaration of Independence. This qualifies her as brilliant in liberal circles.

Keep them guessing: At least she didn't tell the enemy which day the department takes off!